Things Girls Think Guys Should Know

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
> 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
> 3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
> 4. Girls are petty, get over it.
> 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
> 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something
> sweet will always get you off the hook.
> 7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
> 8. Size does matter.
> 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr.
> Big.
> 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
> 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
> 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
> 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
> 14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
> 15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
> 16. We are drama queens.
> 17. Fashion police do exist.
> 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
> 19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems,
> paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
> 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
> 21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
> 22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
> 23. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
> 24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases>
> from your body, it is not.
> 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
> 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
> 27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
> 28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
> 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and
> hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in
> the
> toilet and not on it.
> 30. Most importantly- we are always right so don't forget it.